love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
