Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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