im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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