did you get engaged???
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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