can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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