Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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