Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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