ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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