That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
