Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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