On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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