4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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