i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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