Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
How's work?
Spinning.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
