I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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