pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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