im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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