What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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