question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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