He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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