actually, I'm a sock model
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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