You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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