You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
soo... how was my night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
