How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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