I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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