One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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