i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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