We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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