omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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