im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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