i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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