week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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