Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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