4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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