woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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