So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
