stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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