A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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