You just made me feel so damn special
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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