I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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