so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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