that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm sobbing to NWA
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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