I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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