she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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