Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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