If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the day after is always just damage control
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
