Your dad touched me again.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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