I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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