After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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