Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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